How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in
her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould
be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport
including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$ pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Marian $hih


The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has
changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably
well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure
if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NOvember
presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager


Hope u guys can find other ways to push up ur boss to increase ur salary !
Be Promoted soon to all u guys !!!